I would not be going outside for any reason, no matter what, for the rest of the day.
I'm sure the Bug People are all, "What a beautiful specimen of blah blah blah." / "Ichneumon Wasps are parasitic on other insects, so they are good to have in the garden blah blah blah."
I mean, C'MON! There is no reason for an insect like this to exist.
And I'm not the only one. Check out what THE Charles Darwin said:
And Bug People, don't even TRY to fool me with, "That's not a stinger, it's an
Your bugs suck.
What's that? You really want to see Just One More picture at a slightly different angle? Here you go:
You're stupid. And you're dumb. Really, really lame. So lame that I'm making the L sign on my forehead even though I haven't done that since, um, ever. That's how lame you are. La-AME. And now I present this last one in song, "Laaaaaammmme!"
No love here,
I could try to reassure you, internet friend who totally understands me, by maybe saying that this wasp on my sliding glass door was really, really, really small and I used a super-power zoom lens. BUT IT WASN'T and I DIDN'T. The thing was like 4 inches long. I'M NOT JOKING. Sweet dreams.
I still love you. You are the coolest bug EVER!